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    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > How come people love to smell flowers,
    > > > > but seldom smell one another? Where are their
    > > > > priorities?
    > > > > ..................................................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
    > > > > Or is it the same old story?
    > > > > ....................................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
    > > > > jaguar,
    > > > > the
    > > > > cougar,the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the
    > > > > rabbit,
    > > > > but not
    > > > > one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar
    > > > > riding
    > > > > around? We dogs
    > > > > love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its
    > > > > own
    > > > > model, but it would be
    > > > > easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
    > > > > .....................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
    > > > > hears
    > > > > him, is he still a bad dog?
    > > > > ...............................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have
    > > > > on-ramps?
    > > > > .........................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
    > > > > .....................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
    > > > > ..................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
    > > > > hands
    > > > > to
    > > > > get in?
    > > > > ...................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
    > > > > signals,
    > > > > whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
    > > > > electromagnetic
    > > > > energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
    > > > > humans
    > > > > understand?
    > > > > .............................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone?
    > > > > I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long
    > > > > time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across
    > > > > the
    > > > > street!
    > > > > ..........................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have
    > > > > to
    > > > > apologize?
    > > > > .........................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
    > > > > because
    > > > > we
    > > > > can't
    > > > > make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
    > > > > carpets
    > > > > thing, again?
    > > > > ..............................
    > > > > Dear God,
    > > > > May I have my testicles back?

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    RE: DOG PRAYERS...very cute

    That's always been one of my very favorites. Especially like the ones about shaking hands and what do humans understand!

    mp

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    • #3
      RE: DOG PRAYERS...very cute

      I like the apologizing to the mailman thingy. If that was the case Neenah would have to really kiss some butt to my mailman! Poor guy! Maybe for Christmas, Neenah can leave him a card signed with a muddy paw print. That would be cute! hehehe Oh wait! Do they make Christmas cards that big?

      Nicole

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